venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

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mishasminions:

worldsgreatestliar:

mishasminions:

IT’S AUGUST 20 IN MOST PARTS OF THE WORLD I’M OFFICIALLY 17 YEARS AND 72 MONTHS AND I’M CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY WITH THIS HIPSTER CRAP BECAUSE WE RAN OUT OF WHISKEY AND CAPTAIN RUM
BTW THANKS EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I saw this and almost forgot that everyone who is not American can drink at 17

THE EXTRA 72 MONTHS HELPS A LOT

mishasminions:

worldsgreatestliar:

mishasminions:

IT’S AUGUST 20 IN MOST PARTS OF THE WORLD
I’M OFFICIALLY 17 YEARS AND 72 MONTHS
AND I’M CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY WITH THIS HIPSTER CRAP BECAUSE WE RAN OUT OF WHISKEY AND CAPTAIN RUM

BTW THANKS EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I saw this and almost forgot that everyone who is not American can drink at 17

THE EXTRA 72 MONTHS HELPS A LOT

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Soon as I saw him, I noticed. He was staring at every little Plucky like it was gonna stab him or something.

(Source: samsfight)

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It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

(Source: screamingfemale)

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ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

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tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

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to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

(Source: riveille)

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the-spider-on-beanioss-bed:

beanios:

the-spider-on-beanioss-bed:

beanios:

i found a spider on my bed

I came out here to have a good time I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

dont have a good time on my bed please

You can’t control me

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